How do we book?
Choose your Crazy Tour of interest, specify the dates and pick up time, as well as your hotel name and mobile number and then click BOOK! We'll confirm all your details once we receive your notification. Our Trabant will then show up in front of your hotel at the arranged date & time. You pay in cash after the tour. For big groups we ask you to pay a deposit, which can be done online.
Are you cars safe?
How dare you doubt our mechanics, you capitalist pig!!! Our trusty Trabants and other automobiles are checked every month, meet all the EU standards for insurance, and we don't drive over 50km/hour (30 miles/hr), except to avoid police or going down steep hill.
Are you locals?
Our Guides are made up only of locals for the best local knowledge! But our main asset is that Crazy Guides are not tour guides, spoiled by the tourist industry - we are real connoisseurs of communism! We don't treat our customers as clients, we treat them as comrades, and a happy customer after each tour is our main GOAL.
Is the tour good?
Ask Michael Palin from the BBC! Ask the scores of journalists from all over the world who have taken a trip in our Trabant! Or simply read our PRESS COVERAGE page!
Are you a registered company or just a group of students?
We are a group of Kazakstani students illegally working in Poland, pretending to be locals. Seriously, we are a registered company, under the Nowa Huta art and culture field. For Communism Welcome tours we operate as a licensed transport company, for Stag parties and typical sightseeing tours we are also a registered Tour Operator.
Are you communists?
We are real communists, because we earn sh*t and our boss Crazy Mike, who is the most equal amongst equals, takes all the benefits.
Do you drink much vodka when you drive?
We don't have to drink vodka! Cuz its in our blood! Real communists are always drunk! Seriously, we are a legal company and we work legally, so don't be (too) scared.
